I read in the fashion section of the G2 the other day that polka dots are back in. It seems, much like the Pale Horse, the polka dot brings with it hell, or at least the 1980s. Maybe these two events are unrelated.
Ok, so London. Riots. We've been here before. Let's examine the evidence.
1 - Tory government? Check.
2 - Economic recession? Check.
3 - Polka dots? Check.
4 - Need I go on?
Ok, so it seems we're back at this old chestnut. People have no confidence in their government. The vast majority of people are facing up to a future that is at best uncertain and at worst really fucking bleak. Unemployment is severe, we are in a recession, and the message is austerity. Add to that a Metropolitan Police Force that, in addition to several very public fuck-ups and a poor track record for handling protest both peaceful and otherwise, has recently been implicated at the heart of a massive corruption case regarding our old friends at the News of the World, and we have a cocktail most potent.
So who is Mark Duggan? Gangster or peace-loving father of four? Both? Neither? Well, he's dead. Did he shoot first? Hard to tell. Things seem to hinge on this mysterious bullet that was lodged in a police car radio. Early investigations, reported in the Guardian, suggest that the bullet is police issue. Oh dear. But he had a gun right? He shot first? For the sake of the credibility of the Met, I hope so. But I don't really. I'm not a fan of the trigger-happy keystone cops operation that seems to be running out of Scotland Yard these days. They shoot innocent people. They beat up innocent people to the point of near death. They get away with it. They sell information to News International. No, I don't like the Met. But no one can deny, it's been a pretty bad few years for them.
Who else? Well pretty much everybody is on holiday. The prime minister is on holiday, the home secretary is on holiday and the mayor of London, the quite incomprehensible Boris Johnson, is on holiday... You'd think the people of London would at least wait until everyone was home from their vacations before starting the party, but no. Theresa May is coming home. The other two, it looks like, are staying away. Who can blame them? Perhaps the most alarming piece of soundbitery that has been shat out during this whole ordeal is that the mayor of London was advised to stay away, lest his return send the message that the rioters have won. I might not have all rhe details here, but I'm pretty sure that this is not just a "we miss Boris" riot, or a "come home Boris" riot, or even a "let's ruin Boris's holiday" riot...this is a proper riot. Fuelled by tension, heated by mistrust of the authorities and who knows, maybe that mistrust is entirely justified.
I think people are angry. I believe that their anger may well be justified. I do not think that these events are indicative, as members of the government have suggested, of base criminality. I think that it would be a grave mistake to dismiss them as such. People are angry, I say burn the whole stinking metropolis to the ground starting with New Scotland Yard.
